Bat in the cave

No, I did not have boogers at church today (at least not that I knew of) but there was a surprise visitor. At church this morning the pastor made an announcement before the sermon started to alert everyone to the presence of a bat hanging above the choir loft. Since it would be inappropriate to take picture in church I have created my best interpretation for the event using Paint. Here is the discover of the bat scene.

Exactly 2 minutes into the service the bat decided to take flight! Luckily, this bat was not the sharpest tool in the shed and flew into the ground where the choir director proceeded to wrap his robe around the dangerous, disease infested animal and rush it outside. It was a truly heroic act and pretty darn crazy to witness. The next picture is of the capture and the very funny comment one of the churchgoers shouted from the back.

(Items are not drawn to scale)